The AOLer Translator

Confused by this strange new language you've seen all over the web? Here's your solution!

Translation:
CONFUSED BY THIS STRANGA NU LANGUAEG U SEN AL OV3R TEH W3B?!!!!! OMG WTF LOL HAR3S UR SOLUTION1!!!1! WTF LOL

For the more literarily inclined, I offer Shakespeare's Sonnet XVIII:

SHAL I R THE 2 A SUMERS DAY
THOU??!??!! OMG WTF ART MORE LOVELY AND MOR3 T3MPERAET
ROUGH WINDS DO SHAEK TEH DARLNG BUDS OF MAY
AND SUM3RS L3AES HATH AL 2 SHORT A DAET
SOM3TIEM 2 HOT DA 3YE OF HEAEVN SHIENS
AND OFTAN IS HIS GOLD COMPLEXION DIMD
AND 3V3RY FARE FROM FARE SOMATIEM DACLIENS
BY CHANCE OR NATUR3S CHANGNG COURSA UNTRIMD
BUT THY ETARNAL SUMER SHAL NOT FAED
NOR LOSE POS3SION OF TAHT FARE THOU OW3ST
NOR SHAL D3ATH BRAG THOU WANDERST IN HIS SHAED
WHAN IN ETARNAL LIENS 2 TIEM THOU GROW3ST
SO LONG AS M3N CAN TEH OR EYES CAN SE
SO LONG LIEVS THIS AND THIS GIEVS LIEF 2 THE!1!!!!!!


It it quite possible that I am evil.