I have a very poorly kept secret. A great love, which is unrequited and utterly consuming. It causes me to do crazy, stupid, irrational things. Tonight, I find my love occupying my thoughts entirely, and I have been utterly, frustratingly unable to concentrate on any of the work I should be doing. These obsessive thoughts are driving me nuts.

OK. Confession time.

I can't believe I'm about to post this publicly.

I utterly and completely love the musical "Hair." Stage show, thanks, not the movie. Several of the songs have been stuck in my head for days. I can now listen to them whenever I want. It is intoxicating.

What? Did you think I was talking about something else?