Some things:
1) "It's a Hard Knock Life" was NOT originally a Jay-Z song.
2) Sadly, it WAS stuck in my head all fucking day (the original one... with tap dancers rather than turn tables).
3) Tap dancing in jeans and a long-sleeved shirt is moronic.
4) Apparently, I am a moron.
5) Even a moron should know better than to piss away hours on the computer when she has shooting pains in her wrists.
6) I'm getting off the computer now.