Welcome to the fifth grade.

NOT. WORK. SAFE. DO NOT hit the link if you care what anyone near you thinks of you, or if you fear they may have no sense of humor, or if they might fire you. If the coast is clear, feel free to wonder, "what is the draw that causes us to click on links that say 'not work safe'?" That is, after all, how this ended up here... and may I just say, Mild Vanilla Scent? Gives whole new meaning to "vanilla sex."

Really, I must learn not to ask. Or click.