Dear stomach,

You really have very little to complain about. I have spent the past few days eating only the dullest of foods. I made chilli last night and dutifully froze the lot of it -- even thought this will make the veggies squishy -- for when you are up to eating such things. I've even resorted to chugging pink crap in order to make you feel better.

Unimpressed, stomach, unimpressed.

No love,
The rest of the body