OK, wise asses. Fess up. Which of you decided it would be fun to google turtle porn, page through until you found my site, then click the link? Because it's on the 28th page, and I don't think anyone who isn't looking for a specific site really ever makes it to the 28th page of a google search.

And really, the very idea of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn will now cause me to lose sleep tonight.