Dish War

My mother is in the next room making fun of me to her friend AT A VERY HIGH VOLUME. And she's being VERY CREATIVE with the story she's telling. So I retaliated by yelling "I'M BLOGGING THIS!!!" Yes my friends, if my mother can talk shit about me, I feel fully justified in telling you that SHE IS A MEAN POOPY BUTT WHO STINKS!!!!