Ebay

So, I went to E's tonight to watch Finding Nemo and relax. Much hilarity was had, including previewing her wardrobe for the cruise she's going on in 16 DAYS (!!!), realizing every fifteen minutes (in the manner of Dory, from the movie) that there was a cat in the room, and discovering that she had married Ebay.

See, I was admitting to a desire for something (this will go unnamed for various dorkitude-related reasons), and trying to explain what exactly that thing was. Here hubby piped up with a far better description than I ever could, and THEN proceeded to quote a price range. Flabbergasted, I blurted out, "your husband is Ebay!"