From the WTF Files:

Ladies, have you ever felt aroused and realized that your sinful wetness was showing? Gents, have you ever felt that the one thing missing from your sex life was the sensation of raping a virgin? Now you can make sure that only one of you is having any fun, just like God intended. And 10% of profits go to a christian charity!

For the record, the product linked is a sexual "enhancement" *snerk* product, and thus may not be safe for work if your workplace is really fucking uptight (in which case, you should probably stay away from my blog while at work as well, since I curse like a sailor and frequently like to sex-related stuff). And if you think stuffing cornstarch up a woman's vagina makes sex more enjoyable for her, just... go away.