If you havent yet seen Russell Mokhiber's Ari & I, you're missing out on some of the worst spin money can buy. Ari's latest quip, when asked about the ethical implicatione of "president" Bush appearing at United Defense, which has his father on payroll:

"What if the President's father was on Social Security and the President wanted to strengthen the Social Security system so that all Americans could have a strong retirement?"

Ethical implications or no, we'll never have to worry about that one, Ari.

He honestly seems to think that his jackass responses put Mokhiber to shame...