Clearly the logical solution. I am far too easily entertained, as this caused much laughter. It does seem to solve our "of what use is disobedience?" problem: they're not performing illegal marriages, but they're also not infringing on equal rights clauses by offering marriage to only one group of people.

Also, they make me giggle.

ETA: Here's Benton County's explanation of their legal reasoning.

ETA the second: Look, there's a University there! With a sociology department much like the one I attended for undergrad. Just a little FYI... no lack of ambition to be found here, folks. I, of course, aspire to work at Berkeley.