Wednesday, April 07, 2004

I play this game online, where you're a vampire and you click around drinking blood and it's pretty lame but a nice mindless waste of time. So, today I logged in expecting to find the normal greeting: your blood has been sucked by [list of other players]; [list of players] stole money from you. Because you don't leave the game when you close the screen.

Instead, I found myself wondering who had gothed up the internet today as I read a brief synopsis of what had happened since last I left: [other user] sucked your blood and you found yourself paralyzed, so mesmerized by the sensations you were feeling that you didn't notice that she wasn't even drinking, just spitting it into a wine goblet, until she left you dizzy and confused.

Or something like that. But yeah. Who spilled the goth on my internet?

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