Sitemeter update: I have now been linked to in google results for "singing turtle I'm a happy boy" and "what do redneck turtles eat."

So, your job: Write me a story in the comments about how the HELL these searches came to be. Have a real hunch? Just wanna make shit up? Are YOU the one who searched it? Whatever your perspective, I expect entertainment from the peanut gallery. I'm all about the interactive blogging.