From My Alumni Newsletter

New Masters Degree in Advocacy and Political Leadership. Do you think they would let me do ethnographic work in their program? I could matriculate, do all of the work, take field notes and do interviews, get a masters in Making Things Happen, and write my dissertation on lines of inclusion and exclusion that develop within the ideology of the program and shape the way our political leaders are trained.

Stop laughing. I miss Duluth, and it would fulfill my suicidal need to critique academia.