I Suck at Life

At first it looks like an ordinary woodpile:


Getting closer, it appears to be a woodpile on a leash:


Still closer, it is has glowing green eyes:


Finally, you see not a demonic wood monster, but a small, fluffy, scared monster who doesn't much like his leash and harness:


It took us more than an hour to get him out. I suck at life: my cat hates me.