Woohoo, the teevee loves me!

Was station flipping in the vain hope that my bargain basement cable would offer up something to rot my brain to for a little bit before bed. Lo, I have come upon Casablanca, which far exceeds expectations, and has indeed been the object of my recent "I really need to buy that" musings. Now if only I'd known ahead of time so I could set the DVR...

EDIT: "What's your nationality?" "I'm a drunkard."

Fantastic.