April 1

With half the internet pranking, and the ther half playing the fool, the BBC kindly provides a list of stories that are actually NOT hoaxes.

As for the hair, ELW had it half right, though her suspicion that I would choose "D" was incorrect. I am lazy, and tend to like shaggy, so I'm about halfway between chiding myself for not making my appointment yet and wincing at some of my hair's mullet-esque properties. Sadly, I will likely continue to be lazy because I have discovered that using a bit of gel to mess up the back of my hair negates the mullet effect. VICTORY IS MINE!!!