Here, have an update:

Monkey monkey anxious, monkey monkey depressed, monkey monkey Shrub, monkey monkey keep your laws out of my crotch, monkey monkey school, monkey monkey paper? PAPER!!!!! Monkey Monkey stress, monkey monkey uninspired, monkey monkey knitting, monkey monkey spinning, monkey monkey comic books (monkey monkey DORK!).

It's all much more interesting (and less whiny) with monkeys in place of most of the words.

In lieu of actual interesting content (or life), have The Muppet Version of Serenity.