News Breifs

1. Good news: Walmart will stock Plan B. Money still talks louder than Fundies.

2. Very Strange News: Shotgun wedding... to a goat. Don't they just charge you with beastiality for goat-fucking in most places?

3. Turtle news: None, really. Going swimming tonight, as the running thing came to an abrupt, ankle-related halt. The swimming may soon come to an abrupt sinus-related halt, but I'm running out of indoor exercise so we'll jump off that bridge once we get there.

OK, I'm boring myself to sleep, so I'll sign off until I have something more interesting to report!