Hello, my name is CJ, and I haven't the sense god gave a mule.

After deciding -- with Katherine's tolerant help -- that I was not going to date Fest Guy, I called him and neglected to make this clear. So, I am going to a movie with Fest Guy. It is not, technically, a date -- at least, no one has called it one. However, no one (who looks suspiciously like me) has stated that she doesn't really want to do more than chill right now, either.

I have no sense. Also no spine. If this ends badly, feel free to laugh at me.