Dear Head,

Please stop hurting. I know you were unhappy to suddenly find yourself seasonally regressing up in the frozen tundra of Duluth. This is why I came home early. Yet still you are stuffy and painful. You are colluding with Nose, Mouth, and Ears to make my life a nightmare of itching, pressure, and mucus. And worst of all, it gets worse when I lie down.

Please stop. I'm tired.
CJ