Today's Showtune Shower Showcase:

"Sandra Dee," Grease
"There Are Worse Things I Could Do," also Grease
"A Bushel and A Peck," Guys & Dolls
"Little Girls," Annie
"Hard Knock Life," Annie

Be glad you weren't around to hear it. Yes, I was attempting to perfect my Rosie O'Donnell impression with the first two. No, it wasn't going well. Yes, I promise never again to subject anyone to it. Now stop laughing.