Target... for all your Kabbalah needs

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Wow. This is even funnier than their cheap gaudy crosses. Because nothing says "mysticism" like buying your Kabbalah bracelet at Target.

EDIT: Ooo... Lookit! Bert and Ernie, together at last in my sidebar! Bless those folks at the Department of Homeland Senility, and their little matchmaking hearts.