By the numbers

Mostly for my own records, in order of likeliness of not inducing homocidal urges:

1. theater arts -- performance and social change
2. public health -- Violence prevention and control
3. public health -- Adolescent Health
4. poli sci -- Che: in his own words
5. art history -- films of hitchcock

Number of these that have anything to do with research interests: arguably 2 (one wholly, two partially)

Number of these that the department will "frown upon" (yeah, I should really let that go; then again, X should stop being a dick, and I don't see that happening any time soon, either): 2

Percent overlap within the above overlap: 50

Desire to take ANY fucking classes: zero

Panic level: off the fucking charts