Portia moves into Ellen's pad

Excuse me while I perve out completely. I had no idea Portia de Rossi dug chicks. Awesome. I'm young and nubile (er... comparatively) and should have no problem stealing her away from Ellen who, while cute, has quite a few years on her.

*plots* *takes medication*

Er... sorry. Brief moment of pervitude there. Possibly cureable by posession of Ally McBeal DVDs, if anyone's curious.