Dear Spammers,

While I thank you for your thoughtful offer, it would take a hell of a lot more than a pill to "enlarge [my] manhood." Though Dr. Freud might think you were on to something regarding my psyche. Of course, I wouldn't trust the opinion of a coke addict who was in love with his mother in matters concerning penis size and/or existance.

Yrs very truly,
CJ