Dear Internet Searchers,

Your search for how to get your loved one help will be much more fruitful if you learn that the word "heroine" has quite a different meaning from "heroin." The former is defined here as "A woman noted for courage and daring action." The latter is a highly addictive drug. I'm sorry to disappoint, but my personal addiction is to fictional female characters. I will probably not be of much help.

Yrs. very truly,
CJ