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Avast, mateys! Today be Talk Like A Pirate day! I be known in some parts as the Dread Pirate CJ, and it's best ye be knowing that my reputation be fierce. I'll be making t'walk the plank any of ye scalawags who refuse t'celebrate this fine holiday, savvy?

T'help you celebrate, here be fine pirate music by the lovely Nina Simone. Make quick with your piracy, I warn ye, my generous mood is likely to disappear as soon as me grog runs out.

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