I would like to point out that the people who make jeans are evil.

Since my mother decided to do me a favor and wash my two pairs of jeans in the hot cycle, then dry them on high, I ran out to Old Navy to attempt to replace them. First off, I couldn't find the same kind. For years, they've sold the same styles of jeans, at a reasonable price, sized for normal people. No more. They have cut their inventory in half, jacked up the price, and now a size 11 fits just like my shrunken size 9s. Evil.

I went home and put on a skirt.