My EVIL PLAN:


My Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

It's the craziest MadLib you'll ever do. Go, make your own Evil Plan -- NOW!!!!