Pestilence

I woke up this morning with no voice. The funny part is that every time I try to talk I'm surprized to find that it doesn't work. I just open my mouth and nothing comes out. And it's not that my throat doesn't hurt -- it sure does. I've been having chills and sweats all day, aches in every conceivable part of my body, and my throat and ears feel like they're going to explode. Byt I'm still surprized to find that I can't talk. Because it's not like I'm sick or anything.

That seals it: I'm delusional, too.