From the state of Perpetual Family Emergency:

Keep guessing the heroines, yo. I'll be back soon to give the answers. Right now, I have to go see what I can do for my baby cousin (not a baby, but the youngest of my generation), who is having a hell of a time with her pregnancy. Seriously, you really never want to hear that someone's hoping to make minimum gestational period before they HAVE to give birth (she's having contractions; they won't stop).

Prayers, best wishes, thoughts, good vibes, etc. are all appreciated. I'm off to try to feel useful.