George

I think George looks more like this than this. But his personality seemed more like the Russian Blue.

Hmmm. E&M? Thoughts?

EDIT: Dear Warren Ellis,

Today you have shown me naked Batman (duh... NSFW), and for this I thank you. It goes right up there with "Erotic Sonic," a site I stumbled on during a bafflingly unrelated search my first time ever using teh internets on my list of penises that have caused me to giggle inappropriately for more than a quarter of an hour.

And really, the art is stunning. I've always been partial to watercolor.

Your bitch,
CJ