Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Dear Body,

It sucks enough that, if I fall asleep too early, you wake up two hours later convinced you've had a really good nap and are ready to go again. You have now gone above and beyond the call of suckitude with the heart-pounding disorientation upon waking. And I'm not even gonna touch the fact that for some reason I just woke up convinced that Japanese was my native language. What. The. Fuck?

No love,


Blogger Bill said...

I woke up this morning convinced I had to call my office because I forgot to tell them that I had re-started up the new high school year this morning.

Maybe it's something in the air.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Serena said...

See, what you have to do is go into safe mode and reboot your brain so that it goes back to the default language mode (assuming its English.) Also, defragging every once and a while will help clear all that pop culture and advertising brain washing clutter from out of there so that way when you come out of sleep mode, you wont be so fucked up. ;*

11:17 PM  

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