My evening news reported that Arab sources "claimed" that five Iraqis died in a US led raid today, while the BBC reports that the incident reportedly "left up to five Iraqis dead." Apparently, Arab sources are not to be trusted (according to the US). American sources that tell us Saddam's sons are dead, however, are not to be questioned, regardless of the amount of evidence they fabricated to get us into this fucking situation in the first place.

Pot (aka American "Sources")--
Was so nice to hear from you again.
-- Kettle (aka Arab "Sources")
PS What's with this "you're black" business? Your world-wide campaign against brown people is well documented, but this is getting ridiculous.

This bit of micro-fiction brought to you by my continued disgust with the entire situation.