So, a while back someone tipped me off to the online existance of my high school ex.  I drop by there every once in a while, just to make sure we're not likely to be in the same place anytime soon.  We didn't part badly, but there are very few people from high school I would ever want to randomly run into, and he doesn't make the list.  It's nice to be able to check, you know?
So I'm bored this evening, and I wander past, and lo and behold, he's extolling the virtues of the latest releast by an "indie" group whose popularity has rather outgrown the title.  Now, this is not a group I've ever gotten into.  I've read their lyrics quoted on one too many teen-angst-ridden blogs.  The music behind them could be fucking out of this world, but I still don't think I'd be able to take those lyrics seriously.  My ex?  Oh, god, some things never change, and I say that fondly.  The overwrought lyrics just fit so perfectly with the person I remember, the guy who was determined that the only person he could ever tell his problems to was his Soul Mate.  
Dude needed a therapist like what, but all he got was me.
And it used to really hurt to think about, but now it's like remembering a particularly ridiculous soap opera plot.  Those people were characatures, acting out a piss-poorly written social script*.  It was over ten years ago.  A whole decade.  We didn't marry after college, as we had planned (stop laughing!); we didn't make it past junior year.  I went to Russia, then to New York, then to Duluth.  College ended; the sky fell; I moved home, and it wasn't home anymore.  I've been ad libbing for five years now, making it up as I go, and it's easy to wonder if perhaps this clown ought speak no more than is set down for her.  
But I gotta tell you, if I'm going back on book any time soon, someone's gonna have to do some dramatic revision, because that is some bad writing.
* This extended metaphor brought to you by the fact that I'm really bad at speaking metaphorically.